Going Green is Keen

Saturday, March 22, 2008

Smells on the bus

One of the reasons people stick there nose up at riding public transportation is the reality of the public. My last night ride from downtown orlando on the number 30 to Valencia Communty College East campus was a prime example of the public gone wrong.

The woman entered the bus reminding me of my summer school english teacher. she let us watch less than zero and did not edit anything. She was drunk alot sure but she had a great sense of who we were as a generation. my point is that this woman was ms. little had it all gone tragically really wrong. she sat on the bus and within a few seconds the essence of piss and her vile soaked clothing of musk trapped the passengers of the number 30.

the woman exited a few stops later to the reflief of everyone including the back of the bus passengers who were now whiffing her freshness second linger. the moment she got off, the bus driver put it in park. went to the rear of the bus and opened a roof top ventilation window, went back to his chair and returned spraying the entire bus with a powder fresh scent. it could have been foot powder for all i cared it smelled better than ms i have fecal matters to share with everyone.

thank you smart bus driver.

public bathing houses should be erected in this town.

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